KIDNEY RAGE
- Sarah
- Nov 27, 2015
- 1 min read
Kidney rage is like road rage except it can strike at anytime - you don't need to be driving a car to experience it. Just like road rage the perpetrator (in this case my usually lovely, affable, joyous girlfriend) is not aware that they are experiencing it and have turned into a ragey, argumentative, crazy person.
I love Tara she is a wonderful kind person. When Tara has kidney rage she is full of toxins and swearing. Her patience magically takes an unscheduled holiday to a far off island, her sunny nature becomes overcast and stormy without warning and her smiley, bright face becomes wonky and dare I say* gurny.
When the toxins are at their worst the best strategy I have found (if your house doesn't come with a built in air raid shelter) is to agree with EVERYTHING. Avoid conflict at all costs. Give in to all demands. And, if all else fails - let her put ketchup on her pasta :-)
Kidney rage puns.
1) Piss off
2) Urine a right rage
3) You're in an offal mood
4) NO FILTERS
5) Are you taking the piss?**
* I only dare say because today is not a KRD (kidney rage day).
** DO NOT mention these puns during a KRD.